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Well, it’s not really a newsletter. It’s like the guest book at a sketchy wedding.
Wait. It’s more like the Columbia Record and Tape Club, without The Carpenters.
Okay, got it – it’s actually like a secret gaucho-wearing society, because I won’t share your email with anyone, no matter how much I’m tortured.
Did you subscribe yet? I was just kidding about the gauchos.